Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month’s collection of wild animal jokes…
Why did the bear keep getting bigger? It was an X-panda
Where do wild animals get their exercise? The jungle gym
What eats you when you open it? A pack of wolves
Why do elephants have long trunks? So they can pick their toes
What did the buffalo say when her eldest child left the herd? Bison
How did the cat win the race? It was a cheetah
Why did the lion carry a cell phone? For the call of the wild
What do you call a panda in a newspaper? A red panda
When should you listen to a rhinoceros? When it’s in charge
What key opens a banana?A monkey
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month’s collection of wild animal jokes…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did the bear keep getting bigger? It was an X-panda
Where do wild animals get their exercise? The jungle gym
What eats you when you open it? A pack of wolves
Why do elephants have long trunks? So they can pick their toes
What did the buffalo say when her eldest child left the herd? Bison
How did the cat win the race? It was a cheetah
Why did the lion carry a cell phone? For the call of the wild
What do you call a panda in a newspaper? A red panda
When should you listen to a rhinoceros? When it’s in charge
What key opens a banana? A monkey
Tom E. Moffatt has a rather wild imagination, as you can tell from his books and jokes.
