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Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month’s collection of wild animal jokes…

Why did the bear keep getting bigger? It was an X-panda 

Where do wild animals get their exercise? The jungle gym 

What eats you when you open it? A pack of wolves 

Why do elephants have long trunks? So they can pick their toes 

What did the buffalo say when her eldest child left the herd? Bison 

How did the cat win the race? It was a cheetah 

Why did the lion carry a cell phone? For the call of the wild 

What do you call a panda in a newspaper? A red panda 

When should you listen to a rhinoceros? When it’s in charge 

What key opens a banana?A monkey 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Step into the wilderness and roar with laughter at this month’s collection of wild animal jokes…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why did the bear keep getting bigger? It was an X-panda 

Where do wild animals get their exercise? The jungle gym 

What eats you when you open it? A pack of wolves 

Why do elephants have long trunks? So they can pick their toes 

What did the buffalo say when her eldest child left the herd? Bison 

How did the cat win the race? It was a cheetah 

Why did the lion carry a cell phone? For the call of the wild 

What do you call a panda in a newspaper? A red panda 

When should you listen to a rhinoceros? When it’s in charge 

What key opens a banana? A monkey 

Tom E. Moffatt has a rather wild imagination, as you can tell from his books and jokes.