What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!
Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.
What do you call a carrot with 4 equal sides?
A square root
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
A brocollie
What do you say to a loud vegetable?
Turnip down
Why did the pirate wear a lettuce leaf over his eye?
He wanted to have a vegetable patch
Why did the beetroot nearly dye?
Because her roots were showing
What are baby parsnips called?
Parsnippers
What do you get if you plant your feet in soil?
Potatoes
What do you give a vegetable on Valentine’s day?
Cauliflowers
What did the salad say when it was locked out?
Lettuce in
Why did Popeye get dizzy?
He had too much spinach
What does a vegetable do when it can’t get to the toilet?
Pee in a pod.
Laughing is as important as eating vegetables. Make sure you get your 5-giggles-a-day by reading Tom E. Moffatt’s books.
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!
Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do you call a carrot with 4 equal sides?
A square root
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
A brocollie
What do you say to a loud vegetable?
Turnip down
Why did the pirate wear a lettuce leaf over his eye?
He wanted to have a vegetable patch
Why did the beetroot nearly dye?
Because her roots were showing
What are baby parsnips called?
Parsnippers
What do you get if you plant your feet in soil?
Potatoes
What do you give a vegetable on Valentine’s day?
Cauliflowers
What did the salad say when it was locked out?
Lettuce in
Why did Popeye get dizzy?
He had too much spinach
What does a vegetable do when it can’t get to the toilet?
Pee in a pod.
Laughing is as important as eating vegetables. Make sure you get your 5-giggles-a-day by reading Tom E. Moffatt’s books.
