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What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table. And if you come up with any of your own salady jokes, be sure to leave them in the comment box.

What do you call a carrot with 4 equal sides?
A square root

What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
A brocollie

What do you say to a loud vegetable?
Turnip down

Why did the pirate wear a lettuce leaf over his eye?
He wanted to have a vegetable patch

Why did the beetroot nearly dye?
Because her roots were showing

What are baby parsnips called?
Parsnippers

What do you get if you plant your feet in soil?
Potatoes

What do you give a vegetable on Valentine’s day?
Cauliflowers

What did the salad say when it was locked out?
Lettuce in

Why did Popeye get dizzy?
He had too much spinach

What does a vegetable do when it can’t get to the toilet?
Pee in a pod.

Laughing is as important as eating vegetables. Make sure you get your 5-giggles-a-day by reading Tom E. Moffatt’s books.

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table. And if you come up with any of your own salady jokes, be sure to leave them in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call a carrot with 4 equal sides?
A square root

What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
A brocollie

What do you say to a loud vegetable?
Turnip down

Why did the pirate wear a lettuce leaf over his eye?
He wanted to have a vegetable patch

Why did the beetroot nearly dye?
Because her roots were showing

What are baby parsnips called?
Parsnippers

What do you get if you plant your feet in soil?
Potatoes

What do you give a vegetable on Valentine’s day?
Cauliflowers

What did the salad say when it was locked out?
Lettuce in

Why did Popeye get dizzy?
He had too much spinach

What does a vegetable do when it can’t get to the toilet?
Pee in a pod.

Laughing is as important as eating vegetables. Make sure you get your 5-giggles-a-day by reading Tom E. Moffatt’s books.