This month we’re going for a ride with some wheely good transport jokes. Climb aboard and don’t forget to belt up!
What breaks every time you use it? A car
Why did the detective think the mechanic did it? He had an auto motive
What do you call a go-kart with no wheels? A stop-kart
Why did the woman reverse all the way to the computer store? She needed a backup drive
What goes choo choo on the end of a pencil? A train of thought
When does a bus get wet? When it’s dew
Why did the motorbike fall over? It was two tyred
What do racing drivers do before formula one? Breast milk
How do baby sheep get to hospital? In a lambulance
What’s the similarity between a car and a baby’s bottom? They both have wipers

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This month we’re going for a ride with some wheely good transport jokes. Climb aboard and don’t forget to belt up!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What breaks every time you use it? A car
Why did the detective think the mechanic did it? He had an auto motive
What do you call a go-kart with no wheels? A stop-kart
Why did the woman reverse all the way to the computer store? She needed a backup drive
What goes choo choo on the end of a pencil? A train of thought
When does a bus get wet? When it’s dew
Why did the motorbike fall over? It was two tyred
What do racing drivers do before formula one? Breast milk
How do baby sheep get to hospital? In a lambulance
What’s the similarity between a car and a baby’s bottom? They both have wipers
Tom E. Moffatt loves using obscure modes of transport, such as camel, elephant, rickshaw and the back of a Colombian milk truck. When he’s not travelling, he loves working on his books and jokes.