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There’s always time for a joke, but it’s about time there were more jokes about time!

What do you call a clock with no hour or minute hands? A secondhand clock 

When is being punctual dangerous? When it’s two sharp 

Why did the time traveller disappear from his birthday party? He didn’t like the present 

What’s the tastiest day of the week? Sundae 

Why does time slow down after a meal? It always goes back four seconds 

What’s the best day for decision making? Choose-day 

When’s it okay to smash a clock? When you’ve got time to kill 

Why did the chef skip a key ingredient? He was running out of thyme 

Which fruit does time eat? Dates 

What time should boys wake up?At son-rise 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

There’s always time for a joke, but it’s about time there were more jokes about time!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call a clock with no hour or minute hands? A secondhand clock 

When is being punctual dangerous? When it’s two sharp 

Why did the time traveller disappear from his birthday party? He didn’t like the present 

What’s the tastiest day of the week? Sundae 

Why does time slow down after a meal? It always goes back four seconds 

What’s the best day for decision making? Choose-day 

When’s it okay to smash a clock? When you’ve got time to kill 

Why did the chef skip a key ingredient? He was running out of thyme 

Which fruit does time eat? Dates 

What time should boys wake up? At son-rise 

Most of Tom E. Moffatt’s spare time is taken up writing books and jokes.