There’s always time for a joke, but it’s about time there were more jokes about time!
What do you call a clock with no hour or minute hands? A secondhand clock
When is being punctual dangerous? When it’s two sharp
Why did the time traveller disappear from his birthday party? He didn’t like the present
What’s the tastiest day of the week? Sundae
Why does time slow down after a meal? It always goes back four seconds
What’s the best day for decision making? Choose-day
When’s it okay to smash a clock? When you’ve got time to kill
Why did the chef skip a key ingredient? He was running out of thyme
Which fruit does time eat? Dates
What time should boys wake up?At son-rise
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There’s always time for a joke, but it’s about time there were more jokes about time!
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do you call a clock with no hour or minute hands? A secondhand clock
When is being punctual dangerous? When it’s two sharp
Why did the time traveller disappear from his birthday party? He didn’t like the present
What’s the tastiest day of the week? Sundae
Why does time slow down after a meal? It always goes back four seconds
What’s the best day for decision making? Choose-day
When’s it okay to smash a clock? When you’ve got time to kill
Why did the chef skip a key ingredient? He was running out of thyme
Which fruit does time eat? Dates
What time should boys wake up? At son-rise
Most of Tom E. Moffatt’s spare time is taken up writing books and jokes.
