May the Fourth be with you! To celebrate Star Wars day, I thought I’d come up with my own jokes from a galaxy far, far away…
What do you call a night that isn’t dark? A Jedi Knight
Why did Han Solo refuse Wooki meat? It was Chewie
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when Luke ate with his hands? Use the fork, Luke
Why did Commander Snoke’s pizza arrive on time? He made the first order
How does the small furry creature travel through the forest? E-walks
Where does the Dark Side go shopping? Darth Mall
Why is it easy to break through the rebel alliance? It only has one Leia
How does a Jedi open a locked door? By using force
Why was the storm trooper late for work? He couldn’t decide what to wear
Why was Darth Vader late for work? He could only find one black sock
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
May the Fourth be with you! To celebrate Star Wars day, I thought I’d come up with my own jokes from a galaxy far, far away…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do you call a night that isn’t dark? A Jedi Knight
Why did Han Solo refuse Wooki meat? It was Chewie
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when Luke ate with his hands? Use the fork, Luke
Why did Commander Snoke’s pizza arrive on time? He made the first order
How does the small furry creature travel through the forest? E-walks
Where does the Dark Side go shopping? Darth Mall
Why is it easy to break through the rebel alliance? It only has one Leia
How does a Jedi open a locked door? By using force
Why was the storm trooper late for work? He couldn’t decide what to wear
Why was Darth Vader late for work? He could only find one black sock
Tom E. Moffatt uses The Force to write his books and jokes.
