Today’s line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.
Why do footballers hate Christmastime? They get too many red cards
What’s an elephants favourite sport? Squash
Why do golfers wear two pairs of underpants? In case they have hole in one
Why did the race horse win by a nose? It was a good pick
What’s a frog’s favourite ball game? Croquet
Why did the stupid rugby player have a limp? He kept a toolkit in his boot
Why did the defender always cry during team selection? He kept being left back
What’s a fish’s least favourite sport? Netball
Why did the man cover his station wagon with football stickers? He wanted a sports car
Which sport must be played with a black and yellow ball? Rugbee
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Today’s line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why do footballers hate Christmastime? They get too many red cards
What’s an elephants favourite sport? Squash
Why do golfers wear two pairs of underpants? In case they have hole in one
Why did the race horse win by a nose? It was a good pick
What’s a frog’s favourite ball game? Croquet
Why did the stupid rugby player have a limp? He kept a toolkit in his boot
Why did the defender always cry during team selection? He kept being left back
What’s a fish’s least favourite sport? Netball
Why did the man cover his station wagon with football stickers? He wanted a sports car
Which sport must be played with a black and yellow ball? Rugbee
Tom E. Moffatt loves playing with words. Check out his books and jokes to see for yourself.
