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Today’s line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

Why do footballers hate Christmastime? They get too many red cards

What’s an elephants favourite sport? Squash

Why do golfers wear two pairs of underpants? In case they have hole in one

Why did the race horse win by a nose? It was a good pick

What’s a frog’s favourite ball game? Croquet

Why did the stupid rugby player have a limp? He kept a toolkit in his boot

Why did the defender always cry during team selection? He kept being left back

What’s a fish’s least favourite sport? Netball

Why did the man cover his station wagon with football stickers? He wanted a sports car

Which sport must be played with a black and yellow ball? Rugbee

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Today’s line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why do footballers hate Christmastime? They get too many red cards

What’s an elephants favourite sport? Squash

Why do golfers wear two pairs of underpants? In case they have hole in one

Why did the race horse win by a nose? It was a good pick

What’s a frog’s favourite ball game? Croquet

Why did the stupid rugby player have a limp? He kept a toolkit in his boot

Why did the defender always cry during team selection? He kept being left back

What’s a fish’s least favourite sport? Netball

Why did the man cover his station wagon with football stickers? He wanted a sports car

Which sport must be played with a black and yellow ball? Rugbee

Tom E. Moffatt loves playing with words. Check out his books and jokes to see for yourself.