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This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

What do you call someone in zero gravity?
An astro-naught

When can you take a paddle boat into space?
When you rock it

Where can you go to get a drink in space?
A Mars bar

What makes going to space so scary?
The atmosfear

Which planet can hum?
Neptune

How do you make contact with Saturn?
Give it a ring

Which way do space cows go?
The Milky Way

How do you stop a draft on a spaceship?
Shuttle doors

How did Saturn get ringworm?
It got too close to Uranus

What’s it called when sausages fall out of the sky?
A Meatier Shower

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call someone in zero gravity?
An astro-naught

When can you take a paddle boat into space?
When you rock it

Where can you go to get a drink in space?
A Mars bar

What makes going to space so scary?
The atmosfear

Which planet can hum?
Neptune

How do you make contact with Saturn?
Give it a ring

Which way do space cows go?
The Milky Way

How do you stop a draft on a spaceship?
Shuttle doors

How did Saturn get ringworm?
It got too close to Uranus

What’s it called when sausages fall out of the sky?
A Meatier Shower

If you’ve got space in your life for some funny stories, check out Tom E. Moffatt’s books.