We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.
Why did Simple Simon fill his suitcase with torches? He was told to pack light
Why did Simple Simon throw his alarm clock away? It was going off
Why did Dense Denise marry the football player? She was told he was a keeper
Why did Simple Simon cry after throwing his phone out the window? He forgot to put it in flight mode
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? You don’t know? Really? I thought you’d know that one!
Why did Simple Simon put his phone in a field of bulls? It needed charging
Why did Simple Simon take a glue gun to work? He was told to stick to his day job
What do you call an idiot going backwards? Toidi
Why did Simple Simon bury a clock? He wanted to grow some thyme
Why did Simple Simon sit down to chew gum? He didn’t want to overachieve
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did Simple Simon fill his suitcase with torches? He was told to pack light
Why did Simple Simon throw his alarm clock away? It was going off
Why did Dense Denise marry the football player? She was told he was a keeper
Why did Simple Simon cry after throwing his phone out the window? He forgot to put it in flight mode
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? You don’t know? Really? I thought you’d know that one!
Why did Simple Simon put his phone in a field of bulls? It needed charging
Why did Simple Simon take a glue gun to work? He was told to stick to his day job
What do you call an idiot going backwards? Toidi
Why did Simple Simon bury a clock? He wanted to grow some thyme
Why did Simple Simon sit down to chew gum? He didn’t want to overachieve
Tom E. Moffatt loves acting the fool, as you can tell from his books and jokes.
