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We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.

Why did Simple Simon fill his suitcase with torches? He was told to pack light 

Why did Simple Simon throw his alarm clock away? It was going off 

Why did Dense Denise marry the football player? She was told he was a keeper 

Why did Simple Simon cry after throwing his phone out the window? He forgot to put it in flight mode 

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? You don’t know? Really? I thought you’d know that one! 

Why did Simple Simon put his phone in a field of bulls? It needed charging 

Why did Simple Simon take a glue gun to work? He was told to stick to his day job 

What do you call an idiot going backwards? Toidi 

Why did Simple Simon bury a clock? He wanted to grow some thyme 

Why did Simple Simon sit down to chew gum? He didn’t want to overachieve 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

We can all be a bit simple at times. Here are some Simple Simon and Dense Denise jokes that reflect the idiot within us all.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why did Simple Simon fill his suitcase with torches? He was told to pack light 

Why did Simple Simon throw his alarm clock away? It was going off 

Why did Dense Denise marry the football player? She was told he was a keeper 

Why did Simple Simon cry after throwing his phone out the window? He forgot to put it in flight mode 

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? You don’t know? Really? I thought you’d know that one! 

Why did Simple Simon put his phone in a field of bulls? It needed charging 

Why did Simple Simon take a glue gun to work? He was told to stick to his day job 

What do you call an idiot going backwards? Toidi 

Why did Simple Simon bury a clock? He wanted to grow some thyme 

Why did Simple Simon sit down to chew gum?  He didn’t want to overachieve 

Tom E. Moffatt loves acting the fool, as you can tell from his books and jokes.