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Now that the festivities are over, it’s time to think about going back to school. Here are some jokes to help combat the back-to-school blues:

What’s less than a metre long but packed full of kids? A school yard 

Why did the detective spend all day in the classroom? She was looking into a pencil case 

What happens when you put several maths whizzes in the same class? They keep multiplying 

Why did the school children fight, steal and lie? They didn’t have any principals 

What happened to the teacher after his arms, legs and body fell off? He became the head of the school 

When is it okay to throw a brick through a classroom window? At break time 

What do you call a pencil that doesn’t work? Pointless 

Why do snowmen never learn anything? They are too cool for school 

What did the balloon hate about school? Pop quizzes 

Why did the bully cross the road? He was a chicken 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Now that the festivities are over, it’s time to think about going back to school. Here are some jokes to help combat the back-to-school blues:

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s less than a metre long but packed full of kids? A school yard 

Why did the detective spend all day in the classroom? She was looking into a pencil case 

What happens when you put several maths whizzes in the same class? They keep multiplying 

Why did the school children fight, steal and lie? They didn’t have any principals 

What happened to the teacher after his arms, legs and body fell off? He became the head of the school 

When is it okay to throw a brick through a classroom window? At break time 

What do you call a pencil that doesn’t work? Pointless 

Why do snowmen never learn anything? They are too cool for school 

What did the balloon hate about school? Pop quizzes 

Why did the bully cross the road? He was a chicken 

Tom E. Moffatt quit teaching so he could focus on his writing. These days he loves visiting schools to talk about his books and jokes.