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There’s a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you’d like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers’ Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

Why does a duck have feathers? So you can’t see its butt quack

How does a baby get to the moon? You rocket!

Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
(John)

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper
(Grace W)

What did the doctor say to the sick pony? You’re a little hoarse!

A ghost in the attic By Howie Whales

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It didn’t… it got stuck in a crack!
(Ellen)

Swimming the English Channel By Frances Neer

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants

What does Frankenstein wear when he goes to the beach? Sunscream!

What happened when the cow jumped over the wired fence? It was an udder catastrophe!

The long walk to school By Mr. Bus

Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly

What do you call a man with rabbits in his pockets? Warren

Why did the cat cross the road? To get some mice-cream!
(Lucia A – Kristin School)

Did you just fart? No, my bum blew you a kiss
(Anna K)

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well!
(Toby F)

Why did tigger look down the toilet? To find pooh
(Keita)

What do you call a person with a tractor on their head? Dead
(Rhiannon)

What did one butt cheek pass to the other? Gas

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

There’s a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you’d like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers’ Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why does a duck have feathers? So you can’t see its butt quack

How does a baby get to the moon? You rocket

Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
(John)

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper
(Grace W)

What did the doctor say to the sick pony? You’re a little hoarse!

A ghost in the attic By Howie Whales

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It didn’t… it got stuck in a crack!
(Ellen)

Swimming the English Channel By Frances Neer

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants

What does Frankenstein wear when he goes to the beach? Sunscream

What happened when the cow jumped over the wired fence? It was an udder catastrophe!

The long walk to school By Mr. Bus

Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly

What do you call a man with rabbits in his pockets? Warren

Why did the cat cross the road? To get some mice-cream
(Lucia A – Kristin School)

Did you just fart? No, my bum blew you a kiss
(Anna K)

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was not peeling well
(Toby F)

Why did tigger look down the toilet? To find pooh
(Keita)

What do you call a person with a tractor on their head? Dead
(Rhiannon)

What did one butt cheek pass to the other? Gas

Tom E. Moffatt loves his readers. Without them, there would be no point writing his books.