Sorry … this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.
What will a cow do if you clean its feet?
Give you a pat on the head.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when he needs to do number twos?
Poop poop
Why did the boy poo in his book bag?
His teacher told him to keep a reading log
What’s brown and smells and solves crimes?
Scoobie-Doodoo
Why did the girl take a chair leg to hospital?
Her doctor asked for a stool sample.
What do you use to dye your hair brown?
Shampoo
Why did the cricket player sprint off the pitch?
He had the runs
What did the poo say to the bum as he squeezed his way out?
Oi, less of your cheek!
What do you say when a poo goes backwards?
Oop!
What’s it called when an alien comes out of your butt?
A close encounter of the turd kind
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Sorry … this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What will a cow do if you clean its feet?
Give you a pat on the head
What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when he needs to do number twos?
Poop poop
Why did the boy poo in his book bag?
His teacher told him to keep a reading log
What’s brown and smells and solves crimes?
Scoobie-Doodoo
Why did the girl take a chair leg to hospital?
Her doctor asked for a stool sample.
What do you use to dye your hair brown?
Shampoo
Why did the cricket player sprint off the pitch?
He had the runs
What did the poo say to the bum as he squeezed his way out?
Oi, less of your cheek!
What do you say when a poo goes backwards?
Oop!
What’s it called when an alien comes out of your butt?
A close encounter of the turd kind
