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Sorry…this month’s joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. If you think your poop jokes don’t stink, please leave me a little surprise in the comment box.

What will a cow do if you clean its feet?
Give you a pat on the head.

What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when he needs to do number twos?
Poop poop

Why did the boy poo in his book bag?
His teacher told him to keep a reading log

What’s brown and smells and solves crimes?
Scoobie-Doodoo

Why did the girl take a chair leg to hospital?
Her doctor asked for a stool sample.

What do you use to dye your hair brown?
Shampoo

Why did the cricket player sprint off the pitch?
He had the runs

What did the poo say to the bum as he squeezed his way out?
Oi, less of your cheek!

What do you say when a poo goes backwards?
Oop!

What’s it called when an alien comes out of your butt?
A close encounter of the turd kind

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Sorry … this month’s joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. If you think your poop jokes don’t stink, please leave me a little surprise in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What will a cow do if you clean its feet?
Give you a pat on the head

What does Thomas the Tank Engine say when he needs to do number twos?
Poop poop

Why did the boy poo in his book bag?
His teacher told him to keep a reading log

What’s brown and smells and solves crimes?
Scoobie-Doodoo

Why did the girl take a chair leg to hospital?
Her doctor asked for a stool sample.

What do you use to dye your hair brown?
Shampoo

Why did the cricket player sprint off the pitch?
He had the runs

What did the poo say to the bum as he squeezed his way out?
Oi, less of your cheek!

What do you say when a poo goes backwards?
Oop!

What’s it called when an alien comes out of your butt?
A close encounter of the turd kind

Tom E. Moffatt’s books definitely don’t stink this much. Check them out here.