I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.
How do you relieve a constipated cardigan?
Undo its bottom button
What metal can you use to make leggings?
Tightanium
What clothes should you not wear in a car chase?
A pullover
What should you wear if you roll around in a cow field?
Dungarees
What do old sheep use to keep their hands warm?
Muttons
What did the policeman say to the criminal who hid in a laundry basket?
You’re under a vest!
What sport can you play when you take your football boots off?
Socker
What do stand-up comedians wear when they perform?
A wit suit
What do cows wear when they get cold?
Jerseys
What do you call people who steal underwear?
Nickers
Tom E. Moffatt likes to dress for the occasion. Unless the occasion is writing one of his books, in which case he prefers to wear his dressing gown.
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
How do you relieve a constipated cardigan?
Undo its bottom button
What metal can you use to make leggings?
Tightanium
What clothes should you not wear in a car chase?
A pullover
What should you wear if you roll around in a cow field?
Dungarees
What do old sheep use to keep their hands warm?
Muttons
What did the policeman say to the criminal who hid in a laundry basket?
You’re under a vest!
What sport can you play when you take your football boots off?
Socker
What do stand-up comedians wear when they perform?
A wit suit
What do cows wear when they get cold?
Jerseys
What do you call people who steal underwear?
Nickers
Tom E. Moffatt likes to dress for the occasion. Unless the occasion is writing one of his books, in which case he prefers to wear his dressing gown.
