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This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all. If you manage to come up with your own nutty puns, please pop them in the comment box below.

What nuts can you wear on your feet? Cashoes 

What do you call someone with a walnut-sized brain? Nuts

Why did the squirrel sit in the same spot all winter? He’d buried his nuts there 

Which nut cries the most? Assaulted Peanut 

How do you know if someone’s lost their marbles? They start playing with their nuts instead 

What’s the most expensive nut? An almond leg 

Which nuts are small, brown and hang from branches? Monkey nuts 

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s late for school 

When do peanuts make you feel good? When they’re complimentary 

Which nut wears a bra? A chestnut 

Some of Tom E. Moffatt’s stories are totally nuts. Check them out for yourself here.

 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all. If you manage to come up with your own nutty puns, please pop them in the comment box below.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What nuts can you wear on your feet? Cashoes 

What do you call someone with a walnut-sized brain? Nuts 

Why did the squirrel sit in the same spot all winter? He’d buried his nuts there 

Which nut cries the most? Assaulted Peanut 

How do you know if someone’s lost their marbles? They start playing with their nuts instead 

What’s the most expensive nut? An almond leg 

Which nuts are small, brown and hang from branches? Monkey nuts 

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s late for school 

When do peanuts make you feel good? When they’re complimentary 

Which nut wears a bra? A chestnut 

Some of Tom E. Moffatt’s stories are totally nuts. Check them out for yourself here.