This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.
What nuts can you wear on your feet? Cashoes
What do you call someone with a walnut-sized brain? Nuts
Why did the squirrel sit in the same spot all winter? He’d buried his nuts there
Which nut cries the most? Assaulted Peanut
How do you know if someone’s lost their marbles? They start playing with their nuts instead
What’s the most expensive nut? An almond leg
Which nuts are small, brown and hang from branches? Monkey nuts
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s late for school
When do peanuts make you feel good? When they’re complimentary
Which nut wears a bra? A chestnut
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What nuts can you wear on your feet? Cashoes
What do you call someone with a walnut-sized brain? Nuts
Why did the squirrel sit in the same spot all winter? He’d buried his nuts there
Which nut cries the most? Assaulted Peanut
How do you know if someone’s lost their marbles? They start playing with their nuts instead
What’s the most expensive nut? An almond leg
Which nuts are small, brown and hang from branches? Monkey nuts
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s late for school
When do peanuts make you feel good? When they’re complimentary
Which nut wears a bra? A chestnut
Some of Tom E. Moffatt’s stories are totally nuts. Check them out for yourself here.