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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now…

What do you call…

A girl lying on a beach?
Sandy

A man who watches movies from morning to night?
David

A boy who smears jam over his body in summer?
Anton

A boy with no shins?
Tony

A boy lying in a bog?
Pete

A girl who only sings at Christmas time?
Carol

A boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?
Bob

A boy standing in a bucket?
Phil

A boy sitting on a toilet?
Lou

A girl sitting on two toilets?
Lulu

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call?

A girl lying on a beach?
Sandy

A man who watches movies from morning to night?
David

A boy who smears jam over his body in summer?
Anton

A boy with no shins?
Tony

A boy lying in a bog?
Pete

A girl who only sings at Christmas time?
Carol

A boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?
Bob

A boy standing in a bucket?
Phil

A boy sitting on a toilet?
Lou

A girl sitting on two toilets?
Lulu

Tom E. Moffatt loves making up nick-names. Check out his books to see what fun things he calls his characters.