A person’s taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can’t aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.
What do music teachers wear? Chords
Why did the man place his ear against some coloured pens? He was listening to the blues
What do you call someone who composes music on a sewing machine? A Singer songwriter
Why did the rock star need a bucket? To make musick
What happened to the rabbit drummer? It got caught in a snare
Which vegetable makes you dance? Beets
What do you call a pod of whales singing together? An orcastra
Who makes the most noise in church? Hymn
Why did the party boat sink? Too much heavy metal
What did the piece of golden foil do for a living? It was a rapper
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A person’s taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can’t aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do music teachers wear? Chords
Why did the man place his ear against some coloured pens? He was listening to the blues
What do you call someone who composes music on a sewing machine? A Singer songwriter
Why did the rock star need a bucket? To make musick
What happened to the rabbit drummer? It got caught in a snare
Which vegetable makes you dance? Beets
What do you call a pod of whales singing together? An orcastra
Who makes the most noise in church? Hymn
Why did the party boat sink? Too much heavy metal
What did the piece of golden foil do for a living? It was a rapper
Tom E. Moffatt loves listening to music while he writes his books and jokes.
