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A person’s taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can’t aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.

What do music teachers wear? Chords 

Why did the man place his ear against some coloured pens? He was listening to the blues 

What do you call someone who composes music on a sewing machine? A Singer songwriter 

Why did the rock star need a bucket? To make musick 

What happened to the rabbit drummer? It got caught in a snare 

Which vegetable makes you dance? Beets 

What do you call a pod of whales singing together? An orcastra 

Who makes the most noise in church? Hymn 

Why did the party boat sink? Too much heavy metal 

What did the piece of golden foil do for a living? It was a rapper 

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A person’s taste in music is even more diverse that their taste in jokes. When writing both you can’t aim to please everyone. That said, when someone laughs at my jokes it is music to my ears.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do music teachers wear? Chords 

Why did the man place his ear against some coloured pens? He was listening to the blues 

What do you call someone who composes music on a sewing machine? A Singer songwriter 

Why did the rock star need a bucket? To make musick 

What happened to the rabbit drummer? It got caught in a snare 

Which vegetable makes you dance? Beets 

What do you call a pod of whales singing together? An orcastra 

Who makes the most noise in church? Hymn 

Why did the party boat sink? Too much heavy metal 

What did the piece of golden foil do for a living? It was a rapper 

Tom E. Moffatt loves listening to music while he writes his books and jokes.