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Mum’s the word with this month’s collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!

What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy?Lick at me! 

Where does AI get its personality traits? From its motherboard 

What did the mum say to her baby before it was born? Tidy your womb! 

When does Mum cook chicken? When she’s in a fowl mood 

What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea 

How do all mum’s understand each other? By speaking their mother tongue 

Where should you go for the best interest rates? The Bank of Mum 

How do you know your mother can keep a secret? Mum’s the word 

What do you call a naked mum? Mother Naturist 

Where did the baby aliens run to? Their mother ship 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Mum’s the word with this month’s collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy? Lick at me! 

Where does AI get its personality traits? From its motherboard 

What did the mum say to her baby before it was born? Tidy your womb! 

When does Mum cook chicken? When she’s in a fowl mood 

What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea 

How do all mum’s understand each other? By speaking their mother tongue 

Where should you go for the best interest rates? The Bank of Mum 

How do you know your mother can keep a secret? Mum’s the word 

What do you call a naked mum? Mother Naturist 

Where did the baby aliens run to? Their mother ship 

Tom E. Moffatt usually makes his mum proud with his books and jokes, but not always.