Mum’s the word with this month’s collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!
What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy?Lick at me!
Where does AI get its personality traits? From its motherboard
What did the mum say to her baby before it was born? Tidy your womb!
When does Mum cook chicken? When she’s in a fowl mood
What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea
How do all mum’s understand each other? By speaking their mother tongue
Where should you go for the best interest rates? The Bank of Mum
How do you know your mother can keep a secret? Mum’s the word
What do you call a naked mum? Mother Naturist
Where did the baby aliens run to? Their mother ship
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Mum’s the word with this month’s collection of jokes. But if you do share them… tell your mother first!
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What did the baby ice-cream say to its mummy? Lick at me!
Where does AI get its personality traits? From its motherboard
What did the mum say to her baby before it was born? Tidy your womb!
When does Mum cook chicken? When she’s in a fowl mood
What did mummy poo say to baby poo the first time he ran? You’re a cute diarrhea
How do all mum’s understand each other? By speaking their mother tongue
Where should you go for the best interest rates? The Bank of Mum
How do you know your mother can keep a secret? Mum’s the word
What do you call a naked mum? Mother Naturist
Where did the baby aliens run to? Their mother ship
Tom E. Moffatt usually makes his mum proud with his books and jokes, but not always.
