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To celebrate the MOnth of MOvember, here are some splendid MO jokes to keep your top lip warm. If you can’t think of your own MOustache joke now, be sure to come back in a MO and write one in the comment box

Where does a bum grow a mo?
On its bottom lip

Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?
Student: You told me to come back in a mo!

Where do moustaches go for a drink?
A handle bar!

How do you choose which moustache to grow?
Eeny meeny miny MO

What do you call a girl with a mo?
Tash

Which month comes after Movember?
Decembeard

What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?
A misstache!

Which nut has the best mo?
A pistachio

Where are old moustaches kept?
In a Moseum.

Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?
Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

To celebrate the MOnth of MOvember, here are some splendid MO jokes to keep your top lip warm. If you can’t think of your own MOustache joke now, be sure to come back in a MO and write one in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Where does a bum grow a mo?
On its bottom lip

Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?
Student: You told me to come back in a mo!

Where do moustaches go for a drink?
A handle bar

How do you choose which moustache to grow?
Eeny meeny miny MO

What do you call a girl with a mo?
Tash

Which month comes after Movember?
Decembeard

What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?
A misstache!

Which nut has the best mo?
A pistachio

Where are old moustaches kept?
In a Moseum.

Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?
Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!

Tom E. Moffatt has had some ridiculous moustaches over the years. Nowadays, he prefers people to laugh at his books, so he has grown a sensible beard instead.