A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.
Where does a bum grow a mo?
On its bottom lip
Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?
Student: You told me to come back in a mo!
Where do moustaches go for a drink?
A handle bar!
How do you choose which moustache to grow?
Eeny meeny miny MO
What do you call a girl with a mo?
Tash
Which month comes after Movember?
Decembeard
What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?
A misstache!
Which nut has the best mo?
A pistachio
Where are old moustaches kept?
In a Moseum.
Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?
Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!
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A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.
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Where does a bum grow a mo?
On its bottom lip
Teacher: Why are you wearing a moustache costume?
Student: You told me to come back in a mo!
Where do moustaches go for a drink?
A handle bar
How do you choose which moustache to grow?
Eeny meeny miny MO
What do you call a girl with a mo?
Tash
Which month comes after Movember?
Decembeard
What do you call a mo on someone’s cheek?
A misstache!
Which nut has the best mo?
A pistachio
Where are old moustaches kept?
In a Moseum.
Mum: Why did you kill most of the grass and leave only a little strip at the top?
Dad: You told me to mo the lawn!
Tom E. Moffatt has had some ridiculous moustaches over the years. Nowadays, he prefers people to laugh at his books, so he has grown a sensible beard instead.
