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These are one of my favourite types of jokes. They’re especially funny because they often take you by surprise and make you see a name in a completely new light. Plus, I get to ask questions like, ‘What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?’ You’ll have to read on for the answer!

What do you call a girl sitting on a slice of bread? Marj 

What do you call a boy who can’t pass water? Pierre 

What do you call a lady lying in a burger bun? Patty 

What do you call two men stuffed into a wallet? Bill and Buck 

What do you call a girl with sausages on her head? Barbie 

What do you call a boy who lives in a narrow valley? Glenn 

What do you call a girl who’s impossible to find? Heidy 

What do you call a girl hanging from a washing line? Peggy 

What do you call a boy with a cat on his head? Matt 

What do you call a man who says it how it is? Frank 

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These are one of my favourite types of jokes. They’re especially funny because they often take you by surprise and make you see a name in a completely new light. Plus, I get to ask questions like, ‘What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?’ You’ll have to read on for the answer!

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What do you call a girl sitting on a slice of bread? Marj 

What do you call a boy who can’t pass water? Pierre 

What do you call a lady lying in a burger bun? Patty 

What do you call two men stuffed into a wallet?
 Bill and Buck 

What do you call a girl with sausages on her head? Barbie 

What do you call a boy who lives in a narrow valley? Glenn 

What do you call a girl who’s impossible to find? Heidy 

What do you call a girl hanging from a washing line? Peggy 

What do you call a boy with a cat on his head? Matt 

What do you call a man who says it how it is? Frank 

Tom Moffatt writes his books and jokes under the pen name – Tom E. Moffatt. Can you guess what the E stands for?