Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
Oh oh, you’ve gone Barking Mad again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wipe
Wipe who?
Because if you don’t you’ll explode!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bump
Bump who?
Oh dear … you need to remember to wipe your bottom!
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
No thanks, I’ve already washed my hair.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toff
Toff who?
No thanks … I’ve already eaten
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grape
Grape who?
Maybe you should eat more vitamins!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shope
Shope who?
No way… go and look in your own toilet!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whatsapp
Whatsapp who?
What’s a poo? Don’t you know anything?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Loss-mish
Loss-mish who?
Well hop along and find it then!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knee dap
Knee dap who?
Yeah I do, and it’s going to be a smelly one!
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. Check out his books here.
Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
Oh oh, you’ve gone Barking Mad again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wipe
Wipe who?
Because if you don’t you’ll explode!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bump
Bump who?
Oh dear … you need to remember to wipe your bottom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
No thanks, I’ve already washed my hair.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toff
Toff who?
No thanks … I’ve already eaten
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grape
Grape who?
Maybe you should eat more vitamins!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shope
Shope who?
No way… go and look in your own toilet!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whatsapp
Whatsapp who?
What’s a poo? Don’t you know anything?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Loss-mish
Loss-mish who?
Well hop along and find it then!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knee dap
Knee dap who?
Yeah I do, and it’s going to be a smelly one!
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. Check out his books here.
