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Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest jokes in the book, yet they are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way. The reason Knock Knock jokes have survived for so long is because they are rather easy to write – once you get the knack knack of it – so please have a go and post your efforts below.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
Oh oh, you’ve gone Barking Mad again!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wipe
Wipe who?
Because if you don’t you’ll explode!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bump
Bump who?
Oh dear … you need to remember to wipe your bottom!

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Knock knock

Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
No thanks, I’ve already washed my hair.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toff
Toff who?
No thanks … I’ve already eaten

Knock knock

Who’s there?
Grape
Grape who?
Maybe you should eat more vitamins!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shope
Shope who?
No way… go and look in your own toilet!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whatsapp
Whatsapp who?
What’s a poo? Don’t you know anything?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Loss-mish
Loss-mish who?
Well hop along and find it then!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knee dap
Knee dap who?
Yeah I do, and it’s going to be a smelly one!

Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. Check out his books here.

Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest jokes in the book, yet they are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way. The reason Knock Knock jokes have survived for so long is because they are rather easy to write – once you get the knack knack of it – so please have a go and post your efforts below.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cook
Cook who?
Oh oh, you’ve gone Barking Mad again!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wipe
Wipe who?
Because if you don’t you’ll explode!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bump
Bump who?
Oh dear … you need to remember to wipe your bottom!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
No thanks, I’ve already washed my hair.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toff
Toff who?
No thanks … I’ve already eaten

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grape
Grape who?
Maybe you should eat more vitamins!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shope
Shope who?
No way… go and look in your own toilet!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Whatsapp
Whatsapp who?
What’s a poo? Don’t you know anything?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Loss-mish
Loss-mish who?
Well hop along and find it then!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knee dap
Knee dap who?
Yeah I do, and it’s going to be a smelly one!

Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. Check out his books here.