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There's a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you'd like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers' Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. They’ve been dried out, covered with salt and wrapped in cloth, just so that they can be perfectly preserved for thousands of years. Come to think of it, perhaps they should be called Mummy Jokes instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With more than 200 bones and 70 organs, the human body is a funny old thing. And that’s before you consider all of the poo, snot, earwax and methane gas that we produce. It’s therefore not surprising that body part jokes were one of the easy categories to write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry … this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now …

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here … You’re in for a real treat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a bumper crop of jokes this month, submitted by you… my wonderful readers! If you'd like your funniest jokes to appear on my next addition of Readers' Favourites, please submit them via my contact page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today's line-up features some real heavy hitters, as well as a few lightweights. But no matter the size and shape of your balls, these sporty jokes will knock em out of the park.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all.

 

 

 

Insect Jokes

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

 

 

 

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. They’ve been dried out, covered with salt and wrapped in cloth, just so that they can be perfectly preserved for thousands of years. Come to think of it, perhaps they should be called Mummy Jokes instead.

 

 

 

Food Jokes

 

 

 

Wash your hands and sit up to the table, please. I hope you’re hungry… I’ve whipped you up a feast of food-related jokes. But make sure you finish everything, otherwise you’re not getting desert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With more than 200 bones and 70 organs, the human body is a funny old thing. And that’s before you consider all of the poo, snot, earwax and methane gas that we produce. It’s therefore not surprising that body part jokes were one of the easy categories to write.

 

 

 

Funny Book Titles

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something fishy is going on in this collection of jokes. Freshly caught from my creative pool, these slippery punfish are best consumed with a sprinkling of smiles and a portion of giggles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is by far my biggest topic yet. From our small blue planet with its one moon, all the way to the outer reaches of the furthest galaxy, there is a lot of space for a few jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry … this joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. After all, I have been on a diet of poo-related vocabulary to help me squeeze them all out. Now that I have flushed these stinkers out of my system, I’ll be able to get back to some much cleaner jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter I hatched a plan to lay my own egg jokes. After a lengthy incubation period and a lot of clucking I finally had twenty funny little things pecking around inside my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve covered everything from head to toe with this eclectic collection of clothes jokes. From codpieces to onesies, petticoats and pantyhose, try these jokes for size and see if you can wear them out. But be prepared to laugh your socks off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A joke collection about bottoms was not at the top of my list. But with so many nicknames, such as bum, booty, tush, Gluteus Maximus, and Badunkadonk, I thought it would be worth having a crack. Not to mention the fact that bottoms are rather hilarious, even before they are the butt of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly you’ll need to fill your crackers with jokes. My present to you all this Christmas is this colourful collection of festive puns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A moustache is much more than just a lip warmer or a crumb catcher. It can be a fashion accessory, an art form or a manometer. And with nicknames like snot mop, soup strainer and flavour saver, moustaches can also be rather funny, even before they become the punchline of a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here … You’re in for a real treat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sound play knock-knock jokes are the latest addition to the knock-knock arena, but are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes, I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats are pretty funny animals. If you don’t agree, go and spend five minutes on Youtube. Or better still, check out my hilarious cat jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Animals make some pretty funny noises. And how humans interpret those sounds can be funny too. Did you know that dogs say woof, gan, blaf, wan, guk, bau or ham, depending on where in the world you live? It’s no wonder that these were some of the easiest jokes to write.