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I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. If you want to give me a break, please clock in and deposit your own job jokes into the comment box below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all. If you manage to come up with your own nutty puns, please pop them in the comment box below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into. And if you catch your own creepy crawly jokes, feel free to release them int the comment box below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. In fact, they might even be older than my mummy. As you scroll through my hillaroglyhics, try to come up with your own Ancient Egyptian puns to write in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's a delicious collection of jokes to fill your plate. But if you're still hungry for more, try writing your own edible jokes and leaving them in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These jokes are head and shoulders above the rest. Who nose how I think em all up! If you'd like to lend me a hand, please leave your own body jokes in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month there were schools of funny jokes swimming around my creative pool. Unfortunately, there's not the plaice to tell them all here. However, please mullet over in your spare time, then add your own fishy puns to the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners. It's funny…some were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month's topic is deep and vast. With infinite joke possibilities there's not enough space to fit them all here. If you can make up your own space joke, be a star and post it in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry … this month's joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. If you think your poop jokes don't stink, please leave me a little surprise in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s celebrate Easter by laying some egg jokes. If you’re not egghausted after reading them, try cracking your own funny yokes and posting them below!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve got it all covered with these classic clothes jokes. If you think they are wearing a little thin, try leaving your own wearable joke in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table. And if you come up with any of your own salady jokes, be sure to leave them in the comment box

 

 

 

 

 

 

Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest jokes in the book, yet they are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

The reason Knock Knock jokes have survived for so long is because they are rather easy to write – once you get the knack knack of it – so please have a go and post your efforts below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This joke collection was not at the top of my list. But if it doesn’t crack you up, you must have hit rock bottom. While you’re there, please leave your own joke in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My present to you all this Christmas is this cracking collection of festive jokes. Once you’ve unwrapped them, try thinking up your own seasonal silliness and posting it in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To celebrate the MOnth of MOvember, here are some splendid MO jokes to keep your top lip warm. If you can’t think of your own MOustache joke now, be sure to come back in a MO and write one in the comment box at the bottom of the page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here … You’re in for a real treat! But before you drop dead with laughter, be sure to post your own spooky jokes in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To celebrate all things Barking Mad, here are 10 barking mad dog jokes. If they have you howling with laughter, be sure to follow my lead and post your own jokes in the comment section. If you think they stink like a wet mutt … show me you’re the top dog by posting your grrrrrreat efforts below!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moo, baa, woof woof. Here are some hilarious jokes that animals might write … if animals could write jokes, that is.

Warning: some of them are so funny you’ll be laughing until the cows come home. Others will make you want to mooove to another planet.

Either way, these are one of the easiest types of jokes to make up, so please have a go and post your efforts below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My latest mewsings come in the form of cat jokes. As always, some are hilarious and some will leave you catatonic. But if you can come up with your own feline comedy, please throw it in the kitty by posting you funniest jokes in the comment section below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. If you want to give me a break, please clock in and deposit your own job jokes into the comment box below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This collection really did my nut in. But I cracked on with it and eventually had some tasty jokes to share with you all. If you manage to come up with your own nutty puns, please pop them in the comment box below.

 

 

 

Insect Jokes

 

 

 

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into. And if you catch your own creepy crawly jokes, feel free to release them int the comment box below.

 

 

 

Ancient Egyptian Jokes

 

 

 

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. In fact, they might even be older than my mummy. As you scroll through my hillaroglyhics, try to come up with your own Ancient Egyptian puns to write in the comment box.

 

 

 

Food Jokes

 

 

 

Here's a delicious collection of jokes to fill your plate. But if you're still hungry for more, try writing your own edible jokes and leaving them in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

These jokes are head and shoulders above the rest. Who nose how I think em all up! If you'd like to lend me a hand, please leave your own body jokes in the comment box.

 

 

 

Funny Book Titles

 

 

 

Funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. I grew up with the classics, like Feeding Your Dog, by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover. Now that I’m an author I thought I’d try to write my own novel titles …

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month there were schools of funny jokes swimming around my creative pool. Unfortunately, there's not the plaice to tell them all here. However, please mullet over in your spare time, then add your own fishy puns to the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month I've been in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners. It's funny…some were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This month's topic is deep and vast. With infinite joke possibilities there's not enough space to fit them all here. If you can make up your own space joke, be a star and post it in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry … this month's joke collection really stinks. It must be something I ate. If you think your poop jokes don't stink, please leave me a little surprise in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglass. I’ve known these classic name jokes for years, but I’ve never had a go at writing my own, until now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s celebrate Easter by laying some egg jokes. If you’re not egghausted after reading them, try cracking your own funny yokes and posting them below!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve got it all covered with these classic clothes jokes. If you think they are wearing a little thin, try leaving your own wearable joke in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This joke collection was not at the top of my list. But if it doesn’t crack you up, you must have hit rock bottom. While you’re there, please leave your own joke in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My present to you all this Christmas is this cracking collection of festive jokes. Once you’ve unwrapped them, try thinking up your own seasonal silliness and posting it in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To celebrate the MOnth of MOvember, here are some splendid MO jokes to keep your top lip warm. If you can’t think of your own MOustache joke now, be sure to come back in a MO and write one in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween with this gruesome collection of jokes. They’ll either have you howling like a wolf, groaning like a zombie or running away like a terrified toddler. There are no tricks here … You’re in for a real treat! But before you drop dead with laughter, be sure to post your own spooky jokes in the comment box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is funnier than a vegetable? A vegetable joke, of course!

Seriously … this collection will have you wishing your parents would serve you more veggies, just so that you can get a few laughs at the dinner table. And if you come up with any of your own salady jokes, be sure to leave them in the comment box

 

 

 

 

 

 

Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest jokes in the book, yet they are also some of the funniest. However, if you don’t like poo jokes I suggest you move quickly along, minding your step on the way.

The reason Knock Knock jokes have survived for so long is because they are rather easy to write – once you get the knack knack of it – so please have a go and post your efforts below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To celebrate all things Barking Mad, here are 10 barking mad dog jokes. If they have you howling with laughter, be sure to follow my lead and post your own jokes in the comment section. If you think they stink like a wet mutt … show me you’re the top dog by posting your grrrrrreat efforts below!

 

 

 

 

 

 

My latest mewsings come in the form of cat jokes. As always, some are hilarious and some will leave you catatonic. But if you can come up with your own feline comedy, please throw it in the kitty by posting you funniest jokes in the comment section below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moo, baa, woof woof. Here are some hilarious jokes that animals might write … if animals could write jokes, that is.

Warning: some of them are so funny you’ll be laughing until the cows come home. Others will make you want to mooove to another planet.

Either way, these are one of the easiest types of jokes to make up, so please have a go and post your efforts below.

 

 

 

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