I’ve been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.
How do librarians feel about late returns? Fine
What did the farmer say when he took roll call in the hen house? Just chicken
Why could the milk bottler never find work? He did a pour job
What did the doctor say when his daughter had a tantrum in his waiting room? I’m losing my patients!
Why did the leper get fired from the bakery? He had his fingers in too many pies
Why can you never get hold of a butcher? He’s always in a meating
What do you call a sailor who sells his boat? A solder
Why did the solicitor turn up to court in only his underpants? He was expecting a law suit
What did the calculator say to the accountant? You can count on me
Why did the cheese factory worker get promoted? He was doing a grate job
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
I’ve been stuck at the office working on these job jokes all week. Clock in and check them out for yourself right now.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
How do librarians feel about late returns? Fine
What did the farmer say when he took roll call in the hen house? Just chicken
Why could the milk bottler never find work? He did a pour job
What did the doctor say when his daughter had a tantrum in his waiting room? I’m losing my patients!
Why did the leper get fired from the bakery? He had his fingers in too many pies
Why can you never get hold of a butcher? He’s always in a meating
What do you call a sailor who sells his boat? A solder
Why did the solicitor turn up to court in only his underpants? He was expecting a law suit
What did the calculator say to the accountant? You can count on me
Why did the cheese factory worker get promoted? He was doing a grate job
Tom E. Moffatt loves working on his books and jokes.