I’ve never been able to play any instruments, but I can write jokes about them, and if people laugh… it’s music to my ears!
What did the drum say when it lost the race? You beat me
Which instrument can’t sit still? A fiddle
What do you call a hollow branch that still has termites inside? A didgeridon’t
What’s the best instrument to accompany a mouse? A keyboard
Why did the musician get struck by lightning? He was a conductor
What’s a dog’s favourite instrument? The trombone
Why did the bass need a tuner? Its scales were out
What does a guitar wear to cover its frets? A G string
How do you play a razor blade? In B sharp
What instrument do surgeons play? Organs
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I’ve never been able to play any instruments, but I can write jokes about them, and if people laugh… it’s music to my ears!
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What did the drum say when it lost the race? You beat me
Which instrument can’t sit still? A fiddle
What do you call a hollow branch that still has termites inside? A didgeridon’t
What’s the best instrument to accompany a mouse? A keyboard
Why did the musician get struck by lightning?
He was a conductor
What’s a dog’s favourite instrument? The trombone
Why did the bass need a tuner? Its scales were out
What does a guitar wear to cover its frets? A G string
How do you play a razor blade? In B sharp
What instrument do surgeons play? Organs
Tom E. Moffatt plans to learn a musical instrument one day, when he’s not too busy writing his books and jokes.
