This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into. And if you catch your own creepy crawly jokes, feel free to release them in the comment box below.
What do spiders like to eat as a side dish? Corn on the cobweb
What do you call a beetle with long legs? A be tall
Which insect wees the most times each day? A millipeed
What do you call a fly with another fly on its back? Insex
What do you get if you cross a spider and a rabbit? Bugs bunny
Termite 1: Wood you?
Termite 2: I mite
What do you call a centipede walking out of a shoe shop? Poor
What happened to the spider nurse who stole some eggs? She got the sack
What do you need to make a flying tank? Butterfly tracks
What do you call twenty discount supermarkets on one street? A plague of locosts
Tom E. Moffatt has ants in his pants. The only time you’ll find him sitting still is when he’s writing one of this books.
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into. And if you catch your own creepy crawly jokes, feel free to release them int the comment box below.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What do spiders like to eat as a side dish? Corn on the cobweb
What do you call a beetle with long legs? A be tall
Which insect wees the most times each day? A millipeed
What do you call a fly with another fly in its back? Insex
What do you get if you cross a spider and a rabbit? Bugs bunny
Termite 1: Wood you?
Termite 2: I mite
What do you call a centipede walking out of a shoe shop? Poor
What happened to the spider nurse who stole some eggs? She got the sack
What do you need to make a flying tank? Butterfly tracks
What do you call twenty discount supermarkets on one street? A plague of locosts
Tom E. Moffatt has ants in his pants. The only time you’ll find him sitting still is when he’s writing one of this books.