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This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

What do spiders like to eat as a side dish? Corn on the cobweb 

What do you call a beetle with long legs? A be tall 

Which insect wees the most times each day? A millipeed 

What do you call a fly with another fly on its back? Insex 

What do you get if you cross a spider and a rabbit? Bugs bunny 

Termite 1: Wood you?

Termite 2: I mite 

What do you call a centipede walking out of a shoe shop? Poor 

What happened to the spider nurse who stole some eggs? She got the sack 

What do you need to make a flying tank? Butterfly tracks 

What do you call twenty discount supermarkets on one street? A plague of locosts 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This swarm of jokes was buzzing around my head for weeks before getting caught in the world wide web. Now they are here for you all to get stuck into.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do spiders like to eat as a side dish? Corn on the cobweb 

What do you call a beetle with long legs? A be tall 

Which insect wees the most times each day? A millipeed 

What do you call a fly with another fly in its back? Insex 

What do you get if you cross a spider and a rabbit? Bugs bunny 

Termite 1: Wood you?

Termite 2: I mite 

What do you call a centipede walking out of a shoe shop? Poor

What happened to the spider nurse who stole some eggs? She got the sack 

What do you need to make a flying tank? Butterfly tracks 

What do you call twenty discount supermarkets on one street? A plague of locosts

Tom E. Moffatt has ants in his pants. The only time you’ll find him sitting still is when he’s writing one of this books.