I thought I’d stay at home this month with a collection of jokes from around the house. So, come in and make yourself at home…
Why did the slug avoid the snail?It was too close to home
Where do rulers live? On the home straight
When’s it a bad idea to sit on your deck? When you live in a house of cards
What happened when the knife and fork raced home? It was a drawer
Where can you find edible undies? In a pant-tree
What should you do if your wardrobe door is open? Closet
Why did the retired farmer spend his days standing over an oven? He was an X-tractor fan
How do you get water out of a pipe? Force it
Where’s the best place to do CPR? The living Room
What does a house wear? Address
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
I thought I’d stay at home this month with a collection of jokes from around the house. So, come in and make yourself at home…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why did the slug avoid the snail? It was too close to home
Where do rulers live? On the home straight
When’s it a bad idea to sit on your deck? When you live in a house of cards
What happened when the knife and fork raced home? It was a drawer
Where can you find edible undies? In a pant-tree
What should you do if your wardrobe door is open? Closet
Why did the retired farmer spend his days standing over an oven? He was an X-tractor fan
How do you get water out of a pipe? Force it
Where’s the best place to do CPR? The living Room
What does a house wear? Address
Tom E. Moffatt can usually be found in a quiet corner of his home working on various books and jokes.
