My present to you all this Christmas is this cracking collection of festive jokes. Once you’ve unwrapped them, try thinking up your own seasonal silliness and posting it in the comment box.
What does Santa use to water his garden?
A ho-ho-hose
Why does Santa never get any presents from his helper?
He’s elfish
Which reindeer farts at the dinner table?
Rudolf
What do you call Santa Claus after he’s eaten a tin of baked beans?
Farter Christmas
What’s a monkey’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells
Why does Santa need an umbrella?
Because of the rain, dear.
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis
Chicken: I love Christmas!
Turkey: I prefer Easter.
What was Santa’s favourite subject at school?
Christmaths
Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas time?
Noel
Tom E. Moffatt ho-ho-hopes you have lots of giggles this Christmas. If you need some more, pick up one of his books.
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
My present to you all this Christmas is this cracking collection of festive jokes. Once you’ve unwrapped them, try thinking up your own seasonal silliness and posting it in the comment box.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What does Santa use to water his garden?
A ho-ho-hose
Why does Santa never get any presents from his helper?
He’s elfish
Which reindeer farts at the dinner table?
Rudolf
What do you call Santa Claus after he’s eaten a tin of baked beans?
Farter Christmas
What’s a monkey’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells
Why does Santa need an umbrella?
Because of the rain, dear.
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis
Chicken: I love Christmas!
Turkey: I prefer Easter.
What was Santa’s favourite subject at school?
Christmaths
Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas time?
Noel
Tom E. Moffatt ho-ho-hopes you have lots of giggles this Christmas. If you need some more, pick up one of his books.