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This month I’ve been in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners. It’s funny…some were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. Why don’t you get your creative juices flowing by adding your own fruit punch lines to the comment box below.

What should you say to an apple after it loses weight?
Core, you look good!

What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?
Thanks a bunch

What should you say when taking a photograph of some fruit?
Lychees

What did the banana say when his driver stepped on it?
It’s time to split

Why did the zombie go fruit picking?
It wanted to get berried

What fruit do women eat on their own?
Mango

Which fruit should you not wrestle with?
A Satsumo

Which fruit should you gobble, gobble, gobble?
Gooseberries

Why did the boy wrap a grape in newspaper?
He wanted to keep currant

How did the grape know it was going to have babies?
It seed inside

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This month I’ve been in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners. It’s funny…some were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. Why don’t you get your creative juices flowing by adding your own fruit punch lines to the comment box below.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What should you say to an apple after it loses weight?
Core, you look good!

What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?
Thanks a bunch

What should you say when taking a photograph of some fruit?
Lychees

What did the banana say when his driver stepped on it?
It’s time to split

Why did the zombie go fruit picking?
It wanted to get berried

What fruit do women eat on their own?
Mango

Which fruit should you not wrestle with?
A Satsumo

Which fruit should you gobble, gobble, gobble?
Gooseberries

Why did the boy wrap a grape in newspaper?
He wanted to keep currant

How did the grape know it was going to have babies?
It seed inside

If you’d like to see the other fruits of Tom E. Moffatt’s brain-pickings, you can check his books out here.