I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.
What should you say to an apple after it loses weight?
Core, you look good!
What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?
Thanks a bunch
What should you say when taking a photograph of some fruit?
Lychees
What did the banana say when his driver stepped on it?
It’s time to split
Why did the zombie go fruit picking?
It wanted to get berried
What fruit do women eat on their own?
Mango
Which fruit should you not wrestle with?
A Satsumo
Which fruit really honks?
Gooseberries
Why did the boy wrap a grape in newspaper?
He wanted to keep currant
How did the grape know it was going to have babies?
It seed inside
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
I spent my summer in the joke orchard picking ripe one-liners to share with you all. Some of the juicy puns were rather low-hanging but others came at quite a stretch. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labour.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What should you say to an apple after it loses weight?
Core, you look good!
What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?
Thanks a bunch
What should you say when taking a photograph of some fruit?
Lychees
What did the banana say when his driver stepped on it?
It’s time to split
Why did the zombie go fruit picking?
It wanted to get berried
What fruit do women eat on their own?
Mango
Which fruit should you not wrestle with?
A Satsumo
Which fruit really honks?
Gooseberries
Why did the boy wrap a grape in newspaper?
He wanted to keep currant
How did the grape know it was going to have babies?
It seed inside
If you’d like to see the other fruits of Tom E. Moffatt’s brain-pickings, you can check his books out here.
