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Here’s a delicious collection of jokes to fill your plate. But if you’re still hungry
for more, try writing your own edible jokes and leaving them in the comment
box.

What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae 

Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer?He wanted some frozen pees 

Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer 

Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse

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What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry 

What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted 

What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? A chocolate moose 

Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam 

What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food 

What do you call chocolate coated underwear? Snickers 

 

Tom E. Moffatt has cooked up a number of hilarious stories for kids. If you need to feed your reading appetite … check out his books here.

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Here’s a delicious collection of jokes to fill your plate. But if you’re still hungry for more, try writing your own edible jokes and leaving them in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s the best day to eat ice-cream? Sundae 

Why did the boy put yellow snow in the freezer? He wanted some frozen pees!

Why did the man destroy fifty boxes of cornflakes? He was a cereal killer 

Why did the girl eat a roll of sandpaper? She thought it was the main coarse 

What kind of tree fits in the oven? Pastry 

What do you call an ant marooned on a mound of ice-cream? Desserted 

What’s brown, has antlers and lives in a fridge? Chocolate moose 

Why was the strawberry late for work? It got stuck in a jam 

What’s it called when you hit someone with a pork chop? Kung food 

What do you call chocolate-coated underwear? Snickers 

Tom E. Moffatt has cooked up a number of hilarious stories for kids. If you need to feed your reading appetite … check out his books here.