This month’s stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!
What’s another word for old farts? Has beans
What happens at the crack of Dawn? She breaks wind
What makes the reaper so grim? He always lets it RIP
What happened to the bum hat? It blew off
Landlord: Why does my apartment stink so much? Tenant: It’s the flat-u-lent
Why did the furniture removal man always eat beans? So he could clear a room in seconds
What do you say when two bums get married? Conflatulations
How do fighter pilots make a sonic boom? By passing wind
What goes thbrrr, thbrrrrr, shbrrrrrrr? Chinese butt-whispers
What did Luke Skywalker say to the bean on the dark side of his fork? You are my farter
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
This month’s stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s another word for old farts? Has beans
What happens at the crack of Dawn? She breaks wind
What makes the reaper so grim? He always lets it RIP
What happened to the bum hat? It blew off
Landlord: Why does my apartment stink so much? Tenant: It’s the flat-u-lent
Why did the furniture removal man always eat beans? So he could clear a room in seconds
What do you say when two bums get married? Conflatulations
How do fighter pilots make a sonic boom? By passing wind
What goes thbrrr, thbrrrrr, shbrrrrrrr? Chinese butt-whispers
What did Luke Skywalker say to the bean on the dark side of his fork? You are my farter
If you’d like to sniff out some of Tom E. Moffatt‘s less stinky creations, check out his books and jokes.