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This month’s stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!

What’s another word for old farts? Has beans 

What happens at the crack of Dawn? She breaks wind 

What makes the reaper so grim? He always lets it RIP 

What happened to the bum hat? It blew off 

Landlord: Why does my apartment stink so much? Tenant: It’s the flat-u-lent 

Why did the furniture removal man always eat beans? So he could clear a room in seconds 

What do you say when two bums get married? Conflatulations 

How do fighter pilots make a sonic boom? By passing wind 

What goes thbrrr, thbrrrrr, shbrrrrrrr? Chinese butt-whispers 

What did Luke Skywalker say to the bean on the dark side of his fork? You are my farter 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This month’s stinky joke collection will blow you away… you just might want to open the window!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What’s another word for old farts? Has beans 

What happens at the crack of Dawn?  She breaks wind
 

What makes the reaper so grim? He always lets it RIP 

What happened to the bum hat? It blew off 

Landlord: Why does my apartment stink so much? Tenant: It’s the flat-u-lent 

Why did the furniture removal man always eat beans?  So he could clear a room in seconds 

What do you say when two bums get married? Conflatulations 

How do fighter pilots make a sonic boom? By passing wind 

What goes thbrrr, thbrrrrr, shbrrrrrrr? Chinese butt-whispers 

What did Luke Skywalker say to the bean on the dark side of his fork?  You are my farter 

If you’d like to sniff out some of Tom E. Moffatt‘s less stinky creations, check out his books and jokes.