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This month I’ve been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.

Why did the cows clap? For the silly-bulls 

How do farmers like their hair cut? In a crop 

What did the sheep say when it fell in love? I only have eyes for ewe 

How do farmers get into space? With a tractor beam 

Why was the chicken rushed to the vet at dinnertime? It tried to lay the table 

What did the farmer say when someone stole his cattle feed? Hay! 

What do you need to write on bacon? A pig pen 

Why did the two farmers have an argument? One took a fence 

What do you call someone who only grows medicinal crops? Farmer Suitical 

What do shepherds say when they have a drink? Shears 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This month I’ve been harvesting jokes on the farm. Put your gum boots on, jump on my tractor and come to check them out.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why did the cows clap? For the silly-bulls 

How do farmers like their hair cut? In a crop 

What did the sheep say when it fell in love? I only have eyes for ewe 

How do farmers get into space? With a tractor beam 

Why was the chicken rushed to the vet at dinnertime? It tried to lay the table 

What did the farmer say when someone stole his cattle feed? Hay! 

What do you need to write on bacon? A pig pen 

Why did the two farmers have an argument? One took a fence 

What do you call someone who only grows medicinal crops? Farmer Suitical 

What do shepherds say when they have a drink? Shears 

Tom E. Moffatt prefers herding words. You can find them all neatly gathered in his books and jokes.