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Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here’s what he came up with…

Why does Goldilocks go round in circles? She always goes just right 

What did the emperor wear to the party? His birthday suit 

How did Jack’s mum learn about the giants? Jack spilt the beans 

Why did Prince charming and Rapunzel grow their hair long? So they could live hippily ever after 

What does Cinderella eat for a midnight feast? Pumpkin Pie 

When does Rumpelstiltskin put on weight? When he wears a name badge 

What did the wolf say to his toast? All the butter to eat you with 

Student 1: Who ate the Ginger Bread Man? Student 2: It wasn’t me, dude 

What did Hansel say when he lost his way? Oh crumbs! 

Why did Jack call the police? He’d been stalked 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here’s what he came up with…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why does Goldilocks go round in circles? She always goes just right 

What did the emperor wear to the party? His birthday suit 

How did Jack’s mum learn about the giants? Jack spilt the beans 

Why did Prince charming and Rapunzel grow their hair long? So they could live hippily ever after 

What does Cinderella eat for a midnight feast? Pumpkin Pie 

When does Rumpelstiltskin put on weight? When he wears a name badge 

What did the wolf say to his toast? All the butter to eat you with 

Student 1: Who ate the Ginger Bread Man? Student 2: It wasn’t me, dude 

What did Hansel say when he lost his way? Oh crumbs! 

Why did Jack call the police? He’d been stalked 

Tom E. Moffatt’s Happily Ever After involves lots of books and jokes.