Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here’s what he came up with…
Why does Goldilocks go round in circles? She always goes just right
What did the emperor wear to the party? His birthday suit
How did Jack’s mum learn about the giants? Jack spilt the beans
Why did Prince charming and Rapunzel grow their hair long? So they could live hippily ever after
What does Cinderella eat for a midnight feast? Pumpkin Pie
When does Rumpelstiltskin put on weight? When he wears a name badge
What did the wolf say to his toast? All the butter to eat you with
Student 1: Who ate the Ginger Bread Man? Student 2: It wasn’t me, dude
What did Hansel say when he lost his way? Oh crumbs!
Why did Jack call the police? He’d been stalked
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Once upon a time a handsome young prince got tired of saving damsels and decided to write jokes instead. Here’s what he came up with…
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why does Goldilocks go round in circles? She always goes just right
What did the emperor wear to the party? His birthday suit
How did Jack’s mum learn about the giants? Jack spilt the beans
Why did Prince charming and Rapunzel grow their hair long? So they could live hippily ever after
What does Cinderella eat for a midnight feast? Pumpkin Pie
When does Rumpelstiltskin put on weight? When he wears a name badge
What did the wolf say to his toast? All the butter to eat you with
Student 1: Who ate the Ginger Bread Man? Student 2: It wasn’t me, dude
What did Hansel say when he lost his way? Oh crumbs!
Why did Jack call the police? He’d been stalked
Tom E. Moffatt’s Happily Ever After involves lots of books and jokes.
