These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.
What’s brown and smells? A dog’s nose!
What do sheep dogs say? Baaaaaaaark!
Why should you never steal a dog’s wig? It’s not fur!
What does a smelly dog say? Whiff whiff
What should you do if a dog holds up both its hands? Pause
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper? Rough!
What do you need to do if you live with a dog and a cow? Take the ruff with the smoooooooth
How do dog scientists enter their place of work? Through the Labradoor
What do you call a dog that has finished pooing? A pooed all
Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. If you like having a laugh … check out his books here.
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These barking mad jokes come in all shapes and sizes. Rounding up twenty dog-related jokes was not exactly a walk in the park, but I sat obediently at my desk until I’d sniffed them all out.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
What’s brown and smells? A dog’s nose!
What do sheep dogs say? Baaaaaaaark!
Why should you never steal a dog’s wig? It’s not fur!
What does a smelly dog say? Whiff whiff
What should you do if a dog holds up both its hands? Pause
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper? Rough!
What do you need to do if you live with a dog and a cow? Take the ruff with the smoooooooth
How do dog scientists enter their place of work? Through the Labradoor
What do you call a dog that has finished pooing? A pooed all
Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants
Tom E. Moffatt is the award-winning author of Barking Mad and other funny stories for kids. If you like having a laugh … check out his books here.
