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At a time when medical professionals are working harder than ever, I thought I’d put out some doctor, doctor jokes to lighten the mood…

Doctor, doctor, every day I think I’ve doubled in size. You need to see a shrink. 

Doctor, doctor, I’ve just gone around the waiting room and taken everyone’s temperature and blood pressure. You’re really testing my patients. 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a pirate! Open wide and say ‘Arrrrgh!’ 

Doctor, doctor, I can’t stop stealing things. Take a seat and I’ll call the police! 

Doctor, doctor, what did you see when you looked in my mouth? I sore throat. 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m your bank account. Okay, you’ve gained my interest. 

Doctor, doctor, eggs keep falling out of me and breaking on the floor. I think you should lay low for a few days 

Doctor, doctor, it feels like a dark cloud has been following me around for weeks. You do look a little under the weather. 

Doctor, doctor, I’m here already but my posture is still terrible. But I told you to be straight back! 

Doctor, doctor, I think I am a library book.Okay, just let me check you out. 

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At a time when medical professionals are working harder than ever, I thought I’d put out some doctor, doctor jokes to lighten the mood…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Doctor, doctor, every day I think I’ve doubled in size. You need to see a shrink. 

Doctor, doctor, I’ve just gone around the waiting room and taken everyone’s temperature and blood pressure.  You’re really testing my patients. 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a pirate! Open wide and say ‘Arrrrgh!’ 

Doctor, doctor, I can’t stop stealing things. Take a seat and I’ll call the police!! 

Doctor, doctor, what did you see when you looked in my mouth? I sore throat. 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m your bank account. Okay, you’ve gained my interest. 

Doctor, doctor, eggs keep falling out of me and breaking on the floor. I think you should lay low for a few days. 

Doctor, doctor, it feels like a dark cloud has been following me around for weeks.
 You do look a little under the weather. 

Doctor, doctor, I’m here already but my posture is still terrible. But I told you to be straight back! 

Doctor, doctor, I think I am a library book. Okay, just let me check you out. 

Tom E. Moffatt quite obviously needs medical help, as you can tell from reading his books and jokes.