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Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.

Why didn’t dinosaurs tell jokes? They were prehysterical 

What did a dinosaur do if it buried its head in the sand? Fossil-eyes 

Why did the dinosaurs only want 25 letters in their alphabet? Their X-stinked 

Why would dinosaurs eat motor vehicles? They are car-nivores 

Which dinosaur always spills your cuppa? Tea-wrecks 

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A Did-he-saw-us 

Which dinosaur comes from the treeassic period? A Stickosaurus 

Did you hear about the skunkosaurus? It stinked 

Which dinosaur can’t sit down? A mega-sore-arse 

What did cavemen use to cut down trees? A chainosaur 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why didn’t dinosaurs tell jokes? They were prehysterical 

What did a dinosaur do if it buried its head in the sand? Fossil-eyes 

Why did the dinosaurs only want 25 letters in their alphabet? Their X-stinked 

Why would dinosaurs eat motor vehicles? They are car-nivores 

Which dinosaur always spills your cuppa? Tea-wrecks 

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A Did-he-saw-us 

Which dinosaur comes from the treeassic period? A Stickosaurus 

Did you hear about the skunkosaurus? It stinked 

Which dinosaur can’t sit down? A mega-sore-arse 

What did cavemen use to cut down trees? A chainosaur 

Tom E. Moffatt is not a paleontologist, but he does like excavating jokes and puns. If you dig laughter, check out his books and jokes.