Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.
Why didn’t dinosaurs tell jokes? They were prehysterical
What did a dinosaur do if it buried its head in the sand? Fossil-eyes
Why did the dinosaurs only want 25 letters in their alphabet? Their X-stinked
Why would dinosaurs eat motor vehicles? They are car-nivores
Which dinosaur always spills your cuppa? Tea-wrecks
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A Did-he-saw-us
Which dinosaur comes from the treeassic period? A Stickosaurus
Did you hear about the skunkosaurus? It stinked
Which dinosaur can’t sit down? A mega-sore-arse
What did cavemen use to cut down trees? A chainosaur
Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.
Dinosaur jokes have been roaming the earth ever since the first caveman scribbled on his wall. This varied bunch is as original as I was able to make them and will hopefully have you roaring with laughter.
Click on the joke to reveal the answer.
Why didn’t dinosaurs tell jokes? They were prehysterical
What did a dinosaur do if it buried its head in the sand? Fossil-eyes
Why did the dinosaurs only want 25 letters in their alphabet? Their X-stinked
Why would dinosaurs eat motor vehicles? They are car-nivores
Which dinosaur always spills your cuppa? Tea-wrecks
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A Did-he-saw-us
Which dinosaur comes from the treeassic period? A Stickosaurus
Did you hear about the skunkosaurus? It stinked
Which dinosaur can’t sit down? A mega-sore-arse
What did cavemen use to cut down trees? A chainosaur
Tom E. Moffatt is not a paleontologist, but he does like excavating jokes and puns. If you dig laughter, check out his books and jokes.
