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Let’s celebrate Easter by laying some egg jokes. If you’re not egghausted after reading them, try cracking your own funny yokes and posting them below!

What do you call an egg who is really good at squirting yolk out through a hole?
An egg-spurt

Why did the poo hide inside an eggshell?
It wanted to be shell-turd!

How does an egg feel if you rub it on your hair?
Egg-static!

How do birds cook their eggs?
In a flying pan (This was the first joke I ever made up, aged 6. I like to think I have immatured with age!)

Why do eggs go white-water rafting in their sleep?
Eggs-dream sports

When is an egg done?
When it’s ova

How did the nest egg lose its job?
It got laid off

Why did the hammer go to an egg disco?
He’d heard it was a cracking party

Why did the egg put its left leg in?
It was doing the yokey-cokey

What do you get if you sit on an egg?
Bum crack

This egg’s all-white.
No yolk.

Tom E. Moffatt is a laughter eggspurt. Check out his books for more giggles

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Let’s celebrate Easter by laying some egg jokes. If you’re not egghausted after reading them, try cracking your own funny yokes and posting them below!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do you call an egg who is really good at squirting yolk out through a hole?
An egg-spurt

Why did the poo hide inside an eggshell?
It wanted to be shell-turd!

How does an egg feel if you rub it on your hair?
Egg-static!

How do birds cook their eggs?
In a flying pan (This was the first joke I ever made up, aged 6. I like to think I have immatured with age!)

Why do eggs go white-water rafting in their sleep?
Eggs-dream sports

When is an egg done?
When it’s ova

How did the nest egg lose its job?
It got laid off

Why did the hammer go to an egg disco?
He’d heard it was a cracking party

Why did the egg put its left leg in?
It was doing the yokey-cokey

What do you get if you sit on an egg?
Bum crack

This egg’s all-white.
No yolk.

Tom E. Moffatt is a laughter eggspurt. Check out his books for more giggles