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Christmas is nearly here again, which means it’s time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…

What do the elves say when Santa takes roll? Present! 

When does a soldier look like a Christmas tree? When he’s decorated 

What should you do if you’re attacked by a Christmas tree? Kick it in the baubles 

What do you say to someone who’s worried about Christmas? Yule be fine 

Which kings have the best presents on Christmas day? Stockings 

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Christmas? Eggnoggstic 

What does cheese say at Christmas time? Season’s gratings 

Which spies only come out at Christmas? Minspies 

What is Santa’s elves’ favourite kind of music? Rap 

How was baby Jesus’s medical condition at birth?Stable 

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Christmas is nearly here again, which means it’s time for some more festive jokes. Instead of pulling hundreds of crackers to find one or two funny ones, here are some of my own cracking jokes…

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

What do the elves say when Santa takes roll? Present! 

When does a soldier look like a Christmas tree? When he’s decorated 

What should you do if you’re attacked by a Christmas tree? Kick it in the baubles 

What do you say to someone who’s worried about Christmas? Yule be fine 

Which kings have the best presents on Christmas day? Stockings 

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Christmas? Eggnoggstic 

What does cheese say at Christmas time? Season’s gratings 

Which spies only come out at Christmas? Minspies 

What is Santa’s elves’ favourite kind of music? Rap 

How was baby Jesus’s medical condition at birth? Stable 

Tom E. Moffatt ho-ho-hopes you have lots of giggles this Christmas. If you need some more, check out his books and jokes.