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This joke collection was not at the top of my list. Butt if it doesn’t crack you up, you must have hit rock bottom. While you’re there, please leave your own joke in the comment box.

Which side do bums always want to be on?
The back side

What do you get if you swallow uranium?
A nuclear bum

Teacher: Why are you lying in the doorway with only your top half in the classroom?
Student: You said ͞”No butts!͟”

Why did the man carry a bottom into the elevator?
He was bringing up the rear

Where should you keep fake poo?
In the bottom drawer

Why did the bum get a slap?
It was being cheeky

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom

What do you call someone who gives you 3 wishes every time you rub their butt? Genie-Arse!

What is the biggest bum in the world?
The bottom of the ocean

What happens when you hit rock bottom?
Bum Crack

Tom E. Moffatt thinks bottoms are very funny. If you do too, you might want to check out some of his books.

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

This joke collection was not at the top of my list. Butt if it doesn’t crack you up, you must have hit rock bottom. While you’re there, please leave your own joke in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Which side do bums always want to be on?
The back side

What do you get if you swallow uranium?
A nuclear bum

Teacher: Why are you lying in the doorway with only your top half in the classroom?
Student: You said ͞”No butts!”

Why did the man carry a bottom into the elevator?
He was bringing up the rear

Where should you keep fake poo?
In the bottom drawer

Why did the bum get a slap?
It was being cheeky

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom

What do you call someone who gives you 3 wishes every time you rub their butt?
Genie-Arse!

What is the biggest bum in the world?
The bottom of the ocean

What happens when you hit rock bottom?
Bum Crack

Tom E. Moffatt thinks bottoms are very funny. If you do too, you might want to check out some of his books.