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These jokes are head and shoulders above the rest. Who nose how I think em all up! If you’d like to lend me a hand, please leave your own body jokes in the comment box.

Hearing aide, where are you? Over ear! 

What’s the fastest thing on your face?  Your nose. It’s always running. 

What’s it called when you get eight blisters in a row? Octopuss 

What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, there’s something that smells 

Why did the singer want a tap for a nose? So he could lip sink. 

Girl: Is that a rabbit on your head? Boy: No, it’s just my hare. 

What should you do if you hurt your foot while driving? Call a toe-truck 

Why do eyes make dedicated teachers? They only have one pupil 

Which part of your body likes to drink milk?Your calf 

Why should children never crawl around on gravel? It’s bad for their kid-knees 

If you’d like to see Tom E. Moffatt’s main body of work, take a look at his books.

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

These jokes are head and shoulders above the rest. Who nose how I think em all up! If you’d like to lend me a hand, please leave your own body jokes in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Hearing aide, where are you? Over ear!

What’s the fastest thing on your face? Your nose. It’s always running. 

What’s it called when you get eight blisters in a row? Octopuss

What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, there’s something that smells. 

Why did the singer want a tap for a nose? So he could lip sink. 

Girl: Is that a rabbit on your head? Boy: No, it’s just my hare. 

What should you do if you hurt your foot while driving? Call a toe-truck 

Why do eyes make dedicated teachers? They only have one pupil 

Which part of your body likes to drink milk? Your calf 

Why should children never crawl around on gravel? It’s bad for their kid-knees 

If you’d like to see Tom E. Moffatt’s main body of work, take a look at his books.