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Forget wisdom and philosophy… check out these Ancient Greek jokes instead!

How do you learn about Ancient Greek art? With artifacts 

What was the first booger flicking contest called? The olympicks 

Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater 

What makes some yoghurt Greek? It’s culture 

Which Greek philosopher gave society warmer feet? Sockrates 

What happened when Zeus threw a lightning bolt at mankind? It mythed 

Who is the Greek God of children’s books? Dr Zeus 

How did Greek children explore the labyrinths? In a minor tour 

What did ancient Greek farmers grow? A crop of leaks 

How did the Ancient Greeks serve food for thought? On a plato 

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Forget wisdom and philosophy… check out these Ancient Greek jokes instead!

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

How do you learn about Ancient Greek art? With artifacts 

What was the first booger flicking contest called? The olympicks 

Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater 

What makes some yoghurt Greek? It’s culture 

Which Greek philosopher gave society warmer feet? Sockrates 

What happened when Zeus threw a lightning bolt at mankind? It mythed 

Who is the Greek God of children’s books? Dr Zeus 

How did Greek children explore the labyrinths? In a minor tour 

What did ancient Greek farmers grow? A crop of leaks 

How did the Ancient Greeks serve food for thought? On a plato 

Tom E. Moffatt is not much of a philosopher, as you can tell from his books and jokes.