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Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. In fact, they might even be older than my mummy. As you scroll through my hillaroglyhics, try to come up with your own Ancient Egyptian puns to write in the comment box.

Why did Ancient Egyptian fish love the desert? They were in d’nile 

What is a mummy’s favourite kind of music? Rap

What did the Pharaoh say to his driver? Toot-and-come-in 

Who conquered all the cheese in Ancient Egypt? Alexander the Grater 

What did the pharaoh say after his tomb was ransacked? I want my mummy! 

Why don’t people use ancient Egyptian drum kits? They have too many cymbals 

What did Ancient Egyptian rulers say when they didn’t get what they want? It’s not Pharaoh! 

Why did all Egyptians wear make up? They wanted to look better than their mummies 

Why did Ancient Egyptians think cats were lucky?  Because they had nine afterlives 

Why did the Egyptian man shave patterns onto his head? He was using hairyglyphics 

Tom E. Moffatt is glad he doesn’t have to use hieroglyphics to write his books. It would take forever!

Hover over the joke to reveal the answer.

Some jokes are pretty old… these ones are ancient. In fact, they might even be older than my mummy. As you scroll through my hillaroglyhics, try to come up with your own Ancient Egyptian puns to write in the comment box.

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why did Ancient Egyptian fish love the desert? They were in d’nile 

What is a mummy’s favourite kind of music? Rap 

What did the Pharaoh say to his driver? Toot-and-come-in 

Who conquered all the cheese in Ancient Egypt? Alexander the Grater 

What did the pharaoh say after his tomb was ransacked? I want my mummy! 

Why don’t people use ancient Egyptian drum kits? They have too many cymbals 

What did Ancient Egyptian rulers say when they didn’t get what they want? It’s not Pharaoh! 

Why did all Egyptians wear make up? They wanted to look better than their mummies 

Why did Ancient Egyptians think cats were lucky? Because they had nine afterlives

Why did the Egyptian man shave patterns onto his head? He was using hairyglyphics 

Tom E. Moffatt is glad he doesn’t have to use hieroglyphics to write his books. It would take forever!