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I didn’t think it would be possible to write an entire collection of alphabet jokes, but in the end it was as easy as A, B, C …

Why did the alphabet lose its last letter?It couldn’t control Z 

Which is the cutest letter of the alphabet! R! 

What comes after the alphabet? The betabet 

Which letter of the alphabet takes the longest? Q 

Can you say the alphabet backwards? It’s easy… The alphabet backwards 

When does the alphabet take a break? It stops for T 

What did the boy do when he saw the alphabet in a urinal? He took a P 

Why did the sailor say ‘A, B… A, B… A, B.’ He was lost at C 

What did the C say when it was left out of a word? That’s a k 

What happened when S whispered to T?U heard! 

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I didn’t think it would be possible to write an entire collection of alphabet jokes, but in the end it was as easy as A, B, C …

Click on the joke to reveal the answer.

Why did the alphabet lose its last letter? It couldn’t control Z 

Which is the cutest letter of the alphabet! R! 

What comes after the alphabet? The betabet 

Can you say the alphabet backwards? It’s easy… The alphabet backwards 

When does the alphabet take a break? It stops for T 

What did the boy do when he saw the alphabet in a urinal? He took a P 

Why did the sailor say ‘A, B… A, B… A, B.’ He was lost at C 

What did the C say when it was left out of a word? That’s a k 

Which letter of the alphabet takes the longest? Q 

What happened when S whispered to T? U heard! 

Tom E. Moffatt loves arranging the letters of the alphabet into books and jokes.